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1. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
我期望愿望着你愿望中的愿望，可是假定你愿望着女巫的愿望，我就不想愿望着你愿望中的愿望。
2. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
你可以像罐头工人相同装罐头吗 ?
3. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?
A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
假定一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢 ? 一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师相同多的小甜饼。
4. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!
我叫喊，你叫喊，咱们都喊着要冰淇淋 !
5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.
这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。
6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.
Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.
We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.
不管是晴天或是天阴。
不管是冷或是暖，
不管喜爱与否，咱们都要饱尝风霜雨露。
7. Amid the mists and coldest frosts,
With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,
He thrusts his fists against the posts,
And still insists he sees the ghosts.
雾毛毛，冰霜冻，
手腕儿空空，话儿涌，
只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸，
直说自个把鬼碰。
8. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
我有一种主意，可是我的这种主意不是我早年想到的那种主意。假定这种主意是我早年想到的主意，我就不会想那么多了。
9. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。
彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜。
那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿 ?
10. Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards, but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.
巴德明在台球上可以打败比尔，可是打茸毛球比尔常常大北巴德明。
11. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.
贝蒂击打一小块黄油要做一块非常好的奶油面。
12. Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.
当里尔登读谈论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西。
13. Few free fruit flies fly from flames.
没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞曩昔。
14. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.
一位和气的农人养了一只机灵的野鸡，而且这位和气的农人和这只机灵的野鸡在一同度过了一段很夸姣的韶光。
15. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.
for a bright night light is just like a slight light.
像今夜这样亮堂的夜晚，就不需要害一盏夜灯，因为亮堂的夜灯也会变得微小。
17. Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.
五十五面旗子在悄悄漂浮的战舰上安适的飘扬。
18. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
假定裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢 ?
19. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.
西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千。如今在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千。
20. Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.
在结束对一家工厂的救活战争今后，弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员兄弟炸制法度马铃薯 ( 炸薯条 )
21. Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.
特德昨日给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡，所以弗莱德的新鲜面包现已预备好了。
22. A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.
一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉就任何鱼，成果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口。
23. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunnin
g stunning stunt kite.
假定你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的扮演，就去买一只秀丽的，活络的风筝吧。
